Why don't turkeys pick on someone their own size? Because when they target someone smaller, they always win... at least that's what they think.

The Funky Chicken is the wimpiest, scrawniest tom in the woods. We've upgraded the original Funky Chicken design with a new molding pattern for even more realism and durability. The result: an irresistible punching bag. Add a sturdy mounting stake and incredible paint details, and, well, wait until you see what this little twerp can do. He may be small, but he brings big results.